and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
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How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
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when my text posts don’t get any notes
*casually deletes it before anyone notices*
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- mom: did you get home safe?
- me: no i died a few times
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
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what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
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