hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

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deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

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illuminators:

when my text posts don’t get any notes

*casually deletes it before anyone notices*

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  • mom: did you get home safe?
  • me: no i died a few times
a-very-starkid-blog:

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

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breadboxes:

breadboxes:

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot 

“where did my van gogh”

(Source: coolanimeblog, via pizza)

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